The Cake Isn't A Lie

Yes its been half a month since I last updated . Again , my apology . I've been very busy lately with my assignments . So this post will be dedicated to me , myself and my friends . So yesterday was my birthday . I apologize in advance though , I've no pictures to share and this post will be kept short . It was a low-profile celebration among close friends . After all , my birthday is so insignificant being so late in the year :(

Finally . After waiting for 11 months.

So a sincere Thank You to those who wished me (Insert Mainstream Birthday Greeting) . Special Thanks to those who was willing to spend the time with me , you know who you are . Also , a sincere Thank You from the bottom of my heart for the cake . It definitely caught me by surprise and I want you peeps to know how much it meant to me .

Must not.......

404 Cake not found . Woops , I finished the cake before I could take a picture of it . Silly me .

It was a great day for everyone and my friends , after waiting for 11 months . A pretty damn worth wait I say. Again , Thank You for making this occasion special and memorable . Thank You once again . Until then , gonna wait another year for it . ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-

Unethical Conduct

So we're halfway through the semester and its assignments due week . Rushing deadlines and last minute works . Such is the life of college . Everything seems fine except for one frigging assignment that was to question my ethical conduct and dignity.

So this particular assignment had us interviewing peeps . And you know how procrastination works , so I decided to put aside it until a week before a deadline . Little did I know "some" interviewees were as arrogant as shit and refused to let us (my assignment group) conduct the interview with them . Its okay if you don't have the time , but you don't have to yell and tell us off .

You'll burn in Hell for refusing students request. (Lol jk)

So no interview contacts and deadline by Thursday . Sooooooooo f***ed . So , what to do ? I thought of a plan , a plan that may jeopardize whether I get an instant fail for this subject . To cheat the assignment and pass off as a real interview transcript . Basically what I'm going to do is to create an imaginary contact and I interview myself . Voila , seems legit enough (I actually did this for the first interview transcript and I wasn't caught , SO FAR ) .Question is , to be ethical or not to be for the next two interviews with the deadline approaching ?

Well desperate time calls for desperate measures . 

So challenge accepted ? We'll see.

Until then , let's hope I can keep a straight face without getting caught for it . 2 days and counting . (Oh and I still haven't made the decision .)

People of the Societies : On Stranger Views

*Plays Pirates of the Caribbean Theme* As you can see the title is a direct replacement of one of the POTC movie . So , we'll be talking about strangers today ! And why Momma was wrong .

Stranger ? A motherf***king celebrity .

"Momma say , not to talk to strangers . They do bad things to you." Sure thing son , now you're not going to have any friends because you refused to start a conversation with them . Yay .

This is me . I've no friends because I refuse to talk to strangers . Momma's advice comes first.

Now lets put aside what Momma used to say when we were young and innocent and naive and occasionally being dumb . Why talking or interacting with a stranger is actually a good thing ?

Because we need to establish relationships and interaction between people . You can't just expect people to magically come over to you and shake your hand , unless of course you have magical dusts like the ones they carry on fairies (Just don't be ugly).UNLESS you're using Facebook.

Just look at some of the profiles in Facebook . Five thousand friends ? Wow . And you only know only 1% of them . Others being potential stalkers . It doesn't matter if I've never seen some of their real face before , I just need the attention . Stranger 1 Real Friends 0

A Stranger's Motto

Stalkers ? Naw ! Instant Attention and Fame more like it !

Now , when you start to post statuses on Facebook that only reflects how miserable you are and some of your friends couldn't be bothered to give a f*** , a stranger comes along the way . Hey , at least they're still "human friends" . Read paragraph above regarding attention , they're related. Below is a list of steps on how to experience this new phenomena . Try it ! (Do take note one must have over one thousand friends)

Steps on how to experience Strangerific feelings -
1.Post miserable/emotional statuses.
2.Wait for comments.
3.Stranger comes along and give word of advice or comfort.
4.Profit.
5.Stranger 2 Friends 0

Strangerific indeed !

So , go out there and make some "human friends" ! A friend in need is a stranger indeed .