The Day The Line Stood Still

After days of MIAs , Peeni is back :D Though I blame my telecommunication company for that . (Idiots barred my line because I did not pay my bills they were being dicks . And without my line access , I couldn't connect to the internet at all . The entire day . How great . It was like the Dark Ages had finally descended upon me . I was lost entirely , had no idea what to do without my WTF (Wikipedia Twitter Facebook) access . But as my access to the internet was cut off , i felt a great deal of "difference" . It was life changing enlightening indeed .

As if my entire life spent so far was worth nothing .

The first difference was that , I never knew TV could be this entertaining . No shit captain , but as my internet was down , I sat in front of the TV and next thing I thought was , "Wow , I didn't know they had this on TV ! " Hey at least the movie channel still works fine !
Then , how easy it was for me to find something to eat . Scavenging Finding food was pretty much the most annoying thing ever :S I meant that you get so lazy sitting on your chair and just don't feel like moving your ass at all . And now I knew how easy was it to find the damn cheese ! And so I wondered what was all that frustration about venting my anger at the refrigerator because I couldn't find what I wanted in it  .So please fridge if your listening , kindly stock yourself with food please , save me the hassle to find them throughout the entire house for it :(

FRIDGE , Y U NO STOCK UP YOURSELF !

Although it was just a day without internet , I actually found out how dependent I was with the internet . I literally felt disconnected from the entire world without it . You know what was the first thing that went through my mind when I found out my internet was down ? OMAIGAWD MY FESBUK !!! HOW AM I GOING TO SEE AND CONTACT MY FRIEND IN TWITER ?!?! Just one of the few hair pulling sessions . Perhaps I might fall into addiction , or wait....IM ALREADY ADDICTED D:

Anyway , good thing the withdrawal wasn't long term though . I finally had my internet and well , here to share a short wall of expression from Peeni's life . Was glad and thankful , felt like my life had returned to me . You know , rejuvenated . Lul . So , enjoy the weekend and perhaps I might update again :D Ciao .




Not even a sorry for barring my line and told me off  . Meeeeeeeeeh . Corporate courtesy fail !

A Disappearing Heritage

I remember back in the 90s as a kid , I would wait every weekday behind the house for the mobile breadseller a.k.a Rotiman (Roti means bread in Malay) to make his trip . Every evening . With his unmistakable honk and varieties of snacks . (As a kid the Rotiman was like the Santa Claus of food) Snacks only costs 20 cents or most 50 cents back then . Anyway , I'll proceed with my experience with them as a kid later . Firstly , I'd like to give a brief introduction of what is this special heritage that we as Malaysian share in common back then .

Brought so much memories back as a kid :(

The Rotiman culture started as a mobile breadseller that goes around the neighbourhood selling bread , obviously . They're sort of like a moving bakery except that they don't sell cakes nor pastries . The distinct look of the Rotiman with their unmistakable honk , distinct green box (for storage) by their motorbikes back , and the shape of an overloaded bike that seemed too big for its small body . The Rotiman back then does two trip in their selected neighbourhood , one in the morning and one in the evening . Also , the honks for both times of day is different with the honk during the morning is monotone in nature , whereas the honks during the evening is more distinct with a more happening sound . (Think pinching a red clown nose) . And they sell breads at a lower price compared to bakeries at the cost of limited choice . But hey , saves you the journey and cost to travel to the bakery .

Anyway , back to my experience as a kid . I was very glad and thankful that I've managed to spend my life while they were still around in the neighbourhood . That indescribable feeling you know , anticipating the honk every evening and buying your favourite snacks . (Think Santa Claus and celebrating Christmas everyday :D) As a matter of fact , that habit of buying snack from the rotiman actually taught me a few values of life .

1. Punctuality
I would wait every weekday 10 minutes before the rotiman comes , usually around 6 30pm . There I was as a kid , with 50 cent in hands , anticipating and waiting eagerly for the arrival of Santa Claus .   And when he doesn't show up , well you know the disappointment .Think of not receiving presents from Santa Claus , that was how I felt back then . Silly me .

2. Frugality
I would save half of my pocket money just to buy my favourite snack . Say for an example if i had a dollar , 50 cent would be saved for that . Things back then were pretty cheap . A small packet of snack cost about 20 cent back then . (I could buy 2 packets , and that was more than enough as a kid) Or , the 50 cents snack , bigger packet and tastes better of course X) (Though i could only buy 1 packet) This saving habit of mine eventually changed as I grew up . But still saving 50 cent and buying snacks just to make myself happy was worth all the scolding I get from my parents . Obesity and shits lol . I was just in for the sake of happiness , not the damn calories or fats .

3. Appreciation
I had started saving and buying snacks on my own . Well back then as a kid , when you buy something you want with the money you have even if it wasn't the one you earned , it goes a long way to appreciating things . I remembered I would keep the snacks from anyone even they asked or offered to pay for it . Lol greedy me . But heck I would have done the same for now anyway *Smirk*

Think of his bag full of snacks . Celebrating Christmas was never this fattening  fun .

So , truth to be told the rotiman wasn't just any mobile breadseller , he was sort of like an inspirational figure as a kid . And yes I managed to get to know one of the rotiman , an indian man in his 50s or 60s i think . (As a kid , anyone with a beard or moustache was considered old) Sometimes , he would give a free snack or discounted price cause I was pretty much a regular customer to him . Though I don't know where he is right now , because he doesn't come anymore . Sigh , how i miss things back then . Times change . And its sad . How I wished they still come around . Kids these days could use something better other than Twilight and all that kind of stuff (Sorry , I pretty much condemn Twilight entirely :S) They need Santa Claus , not just any Santa Claus , but a Santa that would teach them values of life and bring them happiness .



So , thank you from the bottom of my heart Mr.Rotiman (I didn't get your name though as a kid) for being a more notable figure to me than just your average mobile breadseller doing his job selling breads . You've done more than that , and for that I appreciate much . Sincerely .






Preservation , we must for a dying heritage for the sake of the future .

Five Signs of Failure Syndrome

Helo ! Here are the four types of people that has Failure Syndrome (There could be more) . I'm making such conclusion based on my observation . Please if any of the signs are part of your life , do consult a therapist . Seriously . Oh and I'll not be held accountable for any life lost failures .

Making Brokeback Mountain look so straight .

1. Fantasizers
Twilights especially . You know you're failing in life when you start to fantasize about characters from books . THERE IS A CLEAR DIFFERENCE BETWEEN IMAGINING AND FANTASIZING . KNOW IT . Dafuq ? (Porn excluded , its good to fantasize porn though ) Living in your very own fantasy and failing reality . Congratulation ! A plus point for you , yay !

Why do you have to be such a dick ?

2. Attention Whores
There can be no denial that attention seeking is the greatest vanity of all . Come on , no one wants to know what the fuck you ate , where you bought your fucking shirts and bla bla bla . I'd think you understand as much as I do . And it gets worst when attention seekers has no creativity whatsoever . Makes you go : meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh seen that , done that , please move along . Frigging glory hunters .

Seems legit .

3. Bullshitters
Bullshitting is pretty much related to attention seeking (refer to 2.) What bullshitting does is basically describing yourself as God . Sureeeeeeee , your good and capable at EVERYTHING . And shit gets worst when bullshitters deny they're wrong and insist they're right . And they'll go to an extend of God knows how long to defend their claim . Like seriously -. -

Yes , the world doesn't need you . Now please kill yourself.

4. Impulsive Peeps
What does it meant by being impulsive ? It means jumping to conclusion hastily . And unfortunately , girls fall into this category . Sees the guy you like hanging out with another girl . *thinks* OMAIGAWD HE DOESNT LIKE ME . Jeez . Perhaps you should study more Science and learn how to make a conclusion . Or perhaps write on any topic , and see if putting the conclusion as the first paragraph is a good thing .

Always say it with a smile .

5. Whiners
Yappers yapping about anything that displeases them . Complain complains and more complains . Usually whiners end up being a fantasizers (refer 1.) Due to the fact that the world is pretty fucked up from what they see , they end up fantasizing their "dream world" . Perhaps a bit of complaining wouldn't hurt , but complains about everything ? Clearly you're living life the wrong way then . Your failing thats why .









Consult a mirror , not a failure .

Sunday Matches . Dissapointments and Celebrations.

Yes I'm posting this on Monday morning . Nvm the time lawl , what matters is the match that was played . Two most anticipated matches were played, I'll go through both of em . Just a little thought about it :D

Tottenham Hotspurs and Liverpool

White Hart Lane . Long story short , Liverpool had 2 sent offs and were down to 9 man . Pretty much fucked up for them already . Huge disadvantages and morale issues , Liverpool was literally playing a lost cause from then on . A pity though . But then , I'll have to give credits to Tottenham Hotspur for playing their best . Sorry King Kenny , today wasn't your day . Infact this was Tottenham's biggest win of the season so far . Kudos to them . No hard feelings eh Liverpool fans ? :D (I missed the first half as I was out eating with friends)




Manchester United and Chelsea

This was the match that was highly anticipated . Two english giants . (I'm a Chelsea fan . Ever wore my Lampard jersey to watch the match).  Winner takes the top spot on the league . Well as every usual match , it has its flip flops and glorious moments and all . Shit started to get tense when Christ Smalling scored the opening goal for MU , albeit a controversial goal (replay shows that he was offside) . Things got worst for Chelsea as Nani increase the goal difference for MU when he scored . Lackluster defending from Chelsea costed them dearly . As things couldn't get any worst , just right before half-time , Wayne Rooney scored for MU , taking the team tally to 3 . All seemed lost for Chelsea at half time . Another lost cause ?

Half-time kick off , Fernando Torres became a hero for Chelsea as he managed to claw 1 goal back for Chelsea . There is still hope it seems :D Then came a penalty . Apparently Nani was tackled in the penalty box and Chelsea conceded a penalty to MU . Rooney had a chance to score but slipped and missed . From hero to zero . Everyone thought it was a joke . Like that Deja Vu from 2008 Champions League Final in Moscow X) (Remember John Terry?)  And then Torres had a chance to score from the spot after he dribbled past David De Gea but he fucking missed . I repeat , he fucking missed an open goal . Fucking miss of the season i tell you . Worst than Rooney missing his penalty spotkick . SERIOUSLY . HUGE DISAPPOINTMENT . HE COULD HAVE BOOSTED CHELSEA'S WINNING CHANCE BUT HE BLEW IT OFF . GREAT JOB . FROM HERO TO ZERO . HOW IS THAT YOUR WORTH 50 MILLION POUND AND U MISS ?!!? SHOOTING BLANKS MAN .
And so the match ended 3 1 , with MU securing the winning spot . Sigh . I bet that miss is going to haunt Torres for the rest of the season if not his entire life lol . On second note , MU has a very high chance to secure the title . True story .







Ramly burger + Football = Happy man.

Living with Innocence ? Perhaps not.

Remember the time when you were young and all , all that innocence , someone comes up to you and say : Awww what an innocent child , Shooooooooooo kiutttttttttttt *pinches cheek* Come to think of it , I somehow can't seem to understand why back then we didn't "retaliate" Once , someone did that to me , and all I thought was , OMAIGAWD STOP PINCHING MY CHEEK UR GOING TO RUIN MY FACE !!! Yea that was how innocence back then , I thought that too much pinching of the cheek will actually tear them off and fall off my face .

Nooooooooooo not the cheek please !!!

 But I'd like to talk about something more mature in content . Yeap you got it right , the Sex Talk that your parents so reluctantly tried to express to you in a more acceptable manner . Sry dad/mom I probably know more about it that you . The most fundamental question is , till how long we should really live with innocence or naivety . Especially that , sex part . (Pardon me if i seemed obscene. But hey one day all of us will eventually go through that phase . I'm merely fast forwarding that process :D)

So , since most asian parents are pretty conservative on their child's sexuality concerns , many seem reluctant to tell them . Well I might say its bad . Seriously bad . Look what happened to me for an example when I watched pornography for the first time .

What has been seen , can't be unseen.

The undeniable truth . Let's face it . But shit son , from there onwards . Pornography became part of me . Lawl . I'm not going to tell at what age I was first exposed to such stuff but I can tell you , quite young . Throughout the "growing process" children like me are motivated with curiousity . Yea , I mean don't you question whats that thing down there actually does ? -. - That is what I meant . Unfortunately , it seems I questioned too early . Heh . Anyway , there are no exception to either genders , one day eventually that very thought will pop out and instead our embarrassed parents tries to avoid the question .

Parents Y U NO SEE THE BIGGER PICTURE.

Why is that the birds and bees are so fucking hard to explain to kids ? Simple . They're afraid we might get those "negative thoughts" and all . Come on , atleast we know what are those for , and not trying to look like a dick whenever a topic about sex is discussed among peers .

"HEY GUYS , WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ? PUSSIES ? U MEAN KITTY CATS ? I KNOW RIGHT THEY'RE SO CUTE ."
"What is a cumshot ? You mean a cam-shot ? Like a camera sort ?"
"Cocks ? Why are you guys talking about domestic animals and KFC ? "
"What is an orgasm ? You mean severe seizure ? Like a stroke ? "
"WHAT ? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE THAT YOU INSERT THAT INTO THAT ? I MEAN SHE PEES FROM IT ."
"I've never seen a girl's bare chest . Do theirs look like ours ? And I've also wonder what are those two protruding things too ."
 "Dad , why is there an elephant down there T_T "
"No ! I refuse to insert my that into that ! I'm afraid it'll eat it !! D: "
"Missionary ? I thought that was a holy sort of job ! How could it be a sex position !?!?"
"What are you guys talking about . Girls get pregnant when they sleep with boys , nuff said . Nonsense , there is no how they come about , they just magically appear like that ."

Plain stupidity indeed .

And more . I'm sure you heard some of them when your younger . Huge turnoff man . So , I'm here to tell you , living with innocence is stupid . There I said it . Who gives a fuck about ignorance is bliss . Kids need to be taught what are the birds and bees and parents please give your child that sex talk they always wanted . (Hey maybe a bit of demostration wouldn't hurt xD) I can tell you many kids would be fucking grateful I tell you and perhaps the luckiest kid in the world . Hell , even some primary kids know what masturbating is . (No I'll not go into that details . You can do it yourself . No pun intended .) I bet many of us here has a porn cache/storage somewhere . And all that fantasies . Makes good dream stuff yo . True story.

Parent's worst nightmare , gf/bf best memories.

So that's is all about it i think , anymore I think it'll be too obscene . Truth is , innocence will and cannot last indefintely . One day we'll all have to face that embarrassing truth/thoughts/question on our own and opposite sexes sexuality . Live with it . Nothing shy about it :D Also one last thing , let's be honest , most of us here ACTUALLY know how babies come about *wink*








The only thing keeping us from thinking about sex is innocence . Unfortunately.

Gawd !! What have i done !!! D:

Dear Lord  readers , I stand before as a sinner for I've taken a life unintentionally . But it was an accident !! D: I mean come on , the kitty was on the road and I couldnt see it until my car was like inches away from it ! (Yes guys , i ran over a kitty . Yay -. -)

What the fuck is the kitten doing on the road in the first place !

And I heard a loud thud as I sort of ran over it . (Not with my tires . I checked em . No blood stains) Though I did went back to the road to check if there was any carcass . I just couldn't :( Hell , I drove home traumatized while mumbling to myself the entire time . GAWDDDDD WHAT HAVE I DONE . I KILLED A KITTY . OF ALL THE THINGS , A FUCKING KITTEN .

Forgive me , for I've sinned .

You're doing it right , son!

That poor kitty , God bless it :(







Amen.

Rawr like a zombie !!

Its good to be back . I accidently cleared my cache and forgotten my password , after a short while of inactivity , i decided to write something up . (Sorry guys , the thing about Twilight have to be postpone "indefinitely") So anyway , let's get started :D

   As a casual gamer , i play video games most of the time . Well i play most of em you might say . So recently i got my hands on the newly released Dead Island developed by Techland (A polish company) . Bought the retail version . Actually i wished for this game ever since i saw the trailer .

BRAINSSSSSSSSSS!!

Long story short , Dead Island is a first person horror action adventure game . Zombies on a tropical island . You're trapped and needs to escape it . What more you could ask ? And i'm damn glad i finished the game before my classes start next week . Many thanks to my friend (Justin) for helping me ordering the game and playin co-op together . I couldnt ask for more :)

Worth my RM110 . Every single buck.

And yea I like zombie games (and movies too!) :B Took me and my friend 38 hours to finish it . WORTH EVERY SINGLE SECOND SPENT ON IT. DO WANT MOARRRRRRRRR PL0X.

Oh and my semester timetable was updated today . Kinda disappointed with it . WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU everyday there is class AND MOST OF EM STARTS IN DA MORNING .RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRR OF ALL THE TIME , YOU HAVE TO DISTURB MY SLEEP . Shame on you timetable -. -

AERE YYOUI SRERIOUS? 8AM? IM NOT READY YET!!111!!

WHY ITS CALLED A TIMETABLE WHEN IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH A TABLE ?!!?!?

No shit . That means waking up at 6 in the morning . A Deja Vu moment there . HELLO , WE'RE BACK TO SECONDARY SCHOOL . Looks like i've to get a new alarm clock . Oh well atleast i've still have a few days before my semester starts next week . So I've rant enough  . Well perhaps not , NED TO SHOUT OUT LOUD LIKE A BOSS . Until then , i'll try to update as often XD
Tune in next time , for a surprise post :D (Sorry still not going to do that Twilight rant any time soon .)














I'm a certified zombie . I shamble when i wake up and i eat brains and i can play dead . True story bro.

FUNNAY , U DUING EET WRON !

Dear Journal ,
Today This morning was ordinary . I left the house too early and decided to have breakfast with a friend . Early morning screw ups . Shit Nescafe tasted like fucking sour juice . I ORDERED KOFFEE DAMMIT.

Caffeine boosting , now comes with stupidity !

Ok , screwed up breakfast . Not cool  funny . Moving on . Lol shit futsal . Frigging joke . As we gathered , out of nowhere my friend called me , YO LAZY SHIT . And i was like , WAT ? LAZY SHIT TEE SOUNDS BETTER . IT RHYTHMS MAN . U KNOW , SHITTY ? :D (Why the fuck did I did that anyway ._.) Then i got laughed . Funny , ur doing it wrong !

Not .

Then , bla bla bla match ended and everyone was like chilling and all , my friend , whom earlier called me lazy shittee , decided to cheer everyone up . Fine , i mean it doesnt hurt to get a few laugh after some "rigorous ball kicking" activity . So he proceeds to drink a bottle of mineral water , and he goes like , *umph uhmgh umpgh pmgh* DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDUDE DONT TALK WHEN U HAVE WATER IN YOUR MOUTH MAN !

Logic . Stupidity's equivalent .

Then out of no where , he did this

EY AM TREPLE H . RAWRRRRRRRRR.

Well unfortunately , one of friend was annoyed and he decided to ask him to try that TREPLE H WATER CANNON (I think lol ) again . And so my friend did try again , but this time with style . First he did this .

Bringing style to whatever silly thing you're about to do.

While he was doing this , that friend of mine who was annoyed pulled down his pants . And first all of us were like                                                        
Then we're like

(He was wearing his undie . With red stripes while doing that pose earlier) Well the funnay we had was definitely worth it . NOW FUNNAY U DUING EET COREK!! (Even the janitor who saw us made a remark that went like this : Apasal lu tanggal seluar ? *Laughs*)

Well forgive me for not being a good story teller . But humour is meant to be experienced , not told . (I dont know if its even correct lol)

Late Night Cuckoo Time .

Its just one of those times where you start laughing and giggling while facing the monitor , and you get one of those 'WTF is this guy doing' look (My mom gave me that look) .
Anyway i'll just be brief and tell you what was so funny .

There was this inbox message my friend was replying to on Facebook , so after he received the reply , he showed me . I read , bla bla bla bla bla and then one statement made me lol hard . So you see , my friend he has sort of a front tooth , like Bugs Bunny protruding out ? (lol i can only describe so) , so this reply my friend received made a reference to him that he looked like an excavator . (I'll post the original sentence at the end)

Having Bugs Bunny Tooth makes you an excavator .

Then I was like......

NO SHIT CAPTAIN THAT WAS THE LAMEST REFERENCING EVER.

Okay , enough writing . Oh man I still can't get over that statement . Seriously the statement should win an award . Let me quote the original sentence .

"It won't be just coming at park n starring at ur fugly face with ur teeth looking like some..u know the big trucks dig sand from land??" I'll leave the rest up to the imagination of you guys .






P.S : Remind me not to pass by any construction site .

Reliving the nostalgia .

So I was spending my time watching cartoons . Justice League to be specific . Gawd the nostalgia was overwhelming (They have one of the best epic intro theme song of all time :D) . I used to watch these when I was a kid ! Thanks to my friend though who manage to acquire the entire seasons episode .

And then I was wondering , what are kids watching these days ? It seemed that there aren't any good cartoons no more , (not saying there isn't but I do know they canceled the JLA and JLU series on Cartoon Network) . Though I considered myself lucky for having a chance to watch (the series pretty much inspired me in a way and made me an instant fan of DC Comics) , I cannot say for others who were unfortunate enough :( But wtf do they have now ? Ben-10 ? Lawl come on lame child superhero shit (Although its cool but it gets pretty boring in the long run) 

This is why JLA is osum . Nuff said.

From there , i started to think , what is exactly the kids in our generation doing . Though I was born in the 90s , I did had the chance to listen to 70s-90s music on the radio . And then I looked at today's music . Meh wtf , is with Justin Bieber , Lady Gaga kind of music . Real music was in the 70s to 90s . Im not saying the music today is so bad its brain damaging , but kids need to know what is real music . For example I ask my friend about a song sang by Tina Turner , they give me that WTF are u saying bro look . (WTF here can also imply who the fuck -. - ) Some doesn't even know who the fuck is Bee Gees !! OH GAWD KILL ME NOW PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !

Tina Turner . They never knew who this person was.

So.Much.Fail.

I have this feeling that in few years time , kids would have not known real music or cartoons anymore .
They'll be like , "Omaigawd JB is sooooooooooooo hawttttttttttt and his music is like soooooooooooooo good !! i wants to marreh him!!!! <3<3<3<3"

Well my the bottom of my heart , fuck JB . Just look at his vids in Youtube and you'll understand .

Inb4 JB fans start flocking to the blog just to see his face.

Seriously . Music ? Fucking joke rofl.

If I had only one wish , please bring back the good cartoons and music . Until then , back to watching JLA . Da da da , da da~(intro starts rolling)
Next week , we'll be talking about shitty movies like Twilight . Ciao.






Real music gives you eargasm even before you hear it .

Driving 101 : Road Rage For Dummies

Sooooooooooooooo , just had your driver's license ? Can't wait to drive ? Can't wait to speed through all those predestrians and wave ? Driving is fun  brain damaging . I'll tell you why . Its a goddamn cruel world out there and with your vehicle it makes no difference at all . It gets worst ! (Sometimes i have to resort to rage in the car because my malfunctioned radio can't keep me occupied)

Why do we I road rages . Seriousness increases from top to bottom (From my perspective)

Kicking vehicle asses since 1990s

1. Road/Speed bumps
These annoying humps on the road makes a normal road looked like it had tumour . And you know what they say , if you have a tumour , you remove the entire thing . So , why put em on the road in the first place ? D: Though as much as they get on my nerves , they're pretty much more towards an annoyance .

They're like ants on roads . Big ones.

2. Motorists
Sons of bitches thinks they own the entire road/highway/street/whatever flat surface your vehicles moves on. Now if only they're smart enough not to overtake a vehicle without putting their signal . But most of em , are either too occupied zooming past you or preventing you from maneuvering . Though you must understand that I didnt meant to stop you from getting a bike . 

They're like frigging dinosaurs on wheels .

3. Fucking Bus (No i don't imply a bus where people fucks in it )
Jesus , this gets on my nerves every time . Every. single. time . Especially when they try to pick up passengers . When it says bus stop , it doesn't mean you stop there indefinitely . Lagging up the traffic behind . Though some bus stops have ridiculous layout in which there is no lane for a bus to pull over to the side . Oh and , a bus is a great peeping tool . All those passengers looking down at your car and into your seats . Privacy failed . (Top-down view of cleavage anyone ? :D)

Tell us where your going , or we'll tell you where you're going . To Hell.

4. Car Signaling
I think this gets on everyone's nerves . Imagine a car in front of you wanting to make a turn but refuses to signal . Then the car proceeds to slow down suddenly and make a turn whereas you on the other hand had to make an immediate halt . And the torture doesn't stops there , especially when someone is overtaking your lane . Christ , show us where your going , ain't that hard to put signal you lazy fucking bastards . Not to mention when your at the junction and incoming cars wanting to make a turn decided not to signal till the last minute where they turn , thus making you look like an idiot who lags the traffic behind and wasting time . (I think every car that doesn't signal equals to a word of Fuck each time i drive)


 

The mother of all rage . This deserves an award . Seriously.

5. Double Parking
 I think I'd have brain damage each time I encounter this . Hell , I might even die of stroke anytime . I know parking is a woe in KL , but heck just pay the fucking fee and move on . Perhaps you have something to do but isn't time consuming . Fine . 30 minutes later , starts clogging up the entire street . Let's imagine the road being a pipe . A blockage in the middle but not entirely starts clogging up the pipe . Same concept . Be considerate man . Worst we can do ? Mess up their side mirror . Or if your looking for some retribution , push their car away .







There can only be so much road rage in your car that it shows the driver being a deaf person shouting from the inside . Disability failed .

Hasta La Vista . Not.

"Read this following with sarcasm"

So one of my friend is going back to England since his break is finishing . Wished he didn't had to go . I know he was in KL for like a month of or so , but then we had so much catching up to do (All the Japanese BBQ is not sufficient enough) . He said he'd be going there for two years and will not be able to come back till then . How sad I thought . So...

Oh ? I wasn't directing this to you , it was the uhh..stupid game i was playing .

Anyway , wished you didn't had to leave . Seriously .

 Okay I may had been a bit too harsh . The only thing that is keeping me from wanting you to leave was the meal you owe us . lolololololol. I'll have to wait for that meal 2 years man ! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU-









One does not simply fly into Mord-i mean England !!

Recuperation Inadequacy

Even as I type this , I've been awake for (If I do the math correctly) almost a day without going to rest . You must be wondering why am I doing that . Two reasons . (I feel like killing someone already) Pretty much on the verge of going berserk . Must.....not.....rage......

Yea , you better do . An angry panda is a bad panda.

First , I have to fetch my mom and bro from church camp during the day . Problem is , I've no fucking idea whether they're coming back today or tomorrow . Lmao , i guess I've lost my mind , due to the fact that i can't remember shits now and on top of that , my mom's mobile is inaccessible .

Pretty much how I feel . Right. Now.

Happens.Every.Fucking.Time.

Second , fucking alarms . Goddamn alarms . Jesus alarms . It just goes on . I cannot stress how much disappointment I am to my friends for not being able to show up in time or at all , because my alarm doesn't work horseshit .
Alarm doesnt work ? Fuck that shit . We'll stay awake like a goddamn owl .

YA RLY .

                                                            


So , in order to prevent from oversleeping  , I decided not to sleep at all . (Omaigawd I can feel my brain falling off)
Jesus save me D: Let's just hope I get to hibernate at the end of everything because eternal slumber will be next thing on my wishlist .Even now , the floor looks like a good place to sleep :(



And I miss my bed . Jesus , do you know how it taunts me every time ? It was lying there the whole time and calling out to me , "Come on , you know you want to :3"
Well here was my reply .

BED Y U NO BECOME PORTABLE SO I CAN SLEEP ANYWHERE.

I think that is all for now , till next time then .
P.S : Bolsters are osum .









There is only so much yawning that you can do in a day before a fly or mosquito goes into your mouth .