Saturday, 17 September 2011

Living with Innocence ? Perhaps not.

Remember the time when you were young and all , all that innocence , someone comes up to you and say : Awww what an innocent child , Shooooooooooo kiutttttttttttt *pinches cheek* Come to think of it , I somehow can't seem to understand why back then we didn't "retaliate" Once , someone did that to me , and all I thought was , OMAIGAWD STOP PINCHING MY CHEEK UR GOING TO RUIN MY FACE !!! Yea that was how innocence back then , I thought that too much pinching of the cheek will actually tear them off and fall off my face .


Nooooooooooo not the cheek please !!!
 But I'd like to talk about something more mature in content . Yeap you got it right , the Sex Talk that your parents so reluctantly tried to express to you in a more acceptable manner . Sry dad/mom I probably know more about it that you . The most fundamental question is , till how long we should really live with innocence or naivety . Especially that , sex part . (Pardon me if i seemed obscene. But hey one day all of us will eventually go through that phase . I'm merely fast forwarding that process :D)

So , since most asian parents are pretty conservative on their child's sexuality concerns , many seem reluctant to tell them . Well I might say its bad . Seriously bad . Look what happened to me for an example when I watched pornography for the first time .

What has been seen , can't be unseen.
The undeniable truth . Let's face it . But shit son , from there onwards . Pornography became part of me . Lawl . I'm not going to tell at what age I was first exposed to such stuff but I can tell you , quite young . Throughout the "growing process" children like me are motivated with curiousity . Yea , I mean don't you question whats that thing down there actually does ? -. - That is what I meant . Unfortunately , it seems I questioned too early . Heh . Anyway , there are no exception to either genders , one day eventually that very thought will pop out and instead our embarrassed parents tries to avoid the question .

Parents Y U NO SEE THE BIGGER PICTURE.

Why is that the birds and bees are so fucking hard to explain to kids ? Simple . They're afraid we might get those "negative thoughts" and all . Come on , atleast we know what are those for , and not trying to look like a dick whenever a topic about sex is discussed among peers .

"HEY GUYS , WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ? PUSSIES ? U MEAN KITTY CATS ? I KNOW RIGHT THEY'RE SO CUTE ."
"What is a cumshot ? You mean a cam-shot ? Like a camera sort ?"
"Cocks ? Why are you guys talking about domestic animals and KFC ? "
"What is an orgasm ? You mean severe seizure ? Like a stroke ? "
"WHAT ? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE THAT YOU INSERT THAT INTO THAT ? I MEAN SHE PEES FROM IT ."
"I've never seen a girl's bare chest . Do theirs look like ours ? And I've also wonder what are those two protruding things too ."
 "Dad , why is there an elephant down there T_T "
"No ! I refuse to insert my that into that ! I'm afraid it'll eat it !! D: "
"Missionary ? I thought that was a holy sort of job ! How could it be a sex position !?!?"
"What are you guys talking about . Girls get pregnant when they sleep with boys , nuff said . Nonsense , there is no how they come about , they just magically appear like that ."

Plain stupidity indeed .


And more . I'm sure you heard some of them when your younger . Huge turnoff man . So , I'm here to tell you , living with innocence is stupid . There I said it . Who gives a fuck about ignorance is bliss . Kids need to be taught what are the birds and bees and parents please give your child that sex talk they always wanted . (Hey maybe a bit of demostration wouldn't hurt xD) I can tell you many kids would be fucking grateful I tell you and perhaps the luckiest kid in the world . Hell , even some primary kids know what masturbating is . (No I'll not go into that details . You can do it yourself . No pun intended .) I bet many of us here has a porn cache/storage somewhere . And all that fantasies . Makes good dream stuff yo . True story.

Parent's worst nightmare , gf/bf best memories.

So that's is all about it i think , anymore I think it'll be too obscene . Truth is , innocence will and cannot last indefintely . One day we'll all have to face that embarrassing truth/thoughts/question on our own and opposite sexes sexuality . Live with it . Nothing shy about it :D Also one last thing , let's be honest , most of us here ACTUALLY know how babies come about *wink*








The only thing keeping us from thinking about sex is innocence . Unfortunately.

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