Five Signs of Failure Syndrome

Helo ! Here are the four types of people that has Failure Syndrome (There could be more) . I'm making such conclusion based on my observation . Please if any of the signs are part of your life , do consult a therapist . Seriously . Oh and I'll not be held accountable for any life lost failures .

Making Brokeback Mountain look so straight .

1. Fantasizers
Twilights especially . You know you're failing in life when you start to fantasize about characters from books . THERE IS A CLEAR DIFFERENCE BETWEEN IMAGINING AND FANTASIZING . KNOW IT . Dafuq ? (Porn excluded , its good to fantasize porn though ) Living in your very own fantasy and failing reality . Congratulation ! A plus point for you , yay !

Why do you have to be such a dick ?

2. Attention Whores
There can be no denial that attention seeking is the greatest vanity of all . Come on , no one wants to know what the fuck you ate , where you bought your fucking shirts and bla bla bla . I'd think you understand as much as I do . And it gets worst when attention seekers has no creativity whatsoever . Makes you go : meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh seen that , done that , please move along . Frigging glory hunters .

Seems legit .

3. Bullshitters
Bullshitting is pretty much related to attention seeking (refer to 2.) What bullshitting does is basically describing yourself as God . Sureeeeeeee , your good and capable at EVERYTHING . And shit gets worst when bullshitters deny they're wrong and insist they're right . And they'll go to an extend of God knows how long to defend their claim . Like seriously -. -

Yes , the world doesn't need you . Now please kill yourself.

4. Impulsive Peeps
What does it meant by being impulsive ? It means jumping to conclusion hastily . And unfortunately , girls fall into this category . Sees the guy you like hanging out with another girl . *thinks* OMAIGAWD HE DOESNT LIKE ME . Jeez . Perhaps you should study more Science and learn how to make a conclusion . Or perhaps write on any topic , and see if putting the conclusion as the first paragraph is a good thing .

Always say it with a smile .

5. Whiners
Yappers yapping about anything that displeases them . Complain complains and more complains . Usually whiners end up being a fantasizers (refer 1.) Due to the fact that the world is pretty fucked up from what they see , they end up fantasizing their "dream world" . Perhaps a bit of complaining wouldn't hurt , but complains about everything ? Clearly you're living life the wrong way then . Your failing thats why .









Consult a mirror , not a failure .