Driving 101 : Road Rage For Dummies

Sooooooooooooooo , just had your driver's license ? Can't wait to drive ? Can't wait to speed through all those predestrians and wave ? Driving is fun  brain damaging . I'll tell you why . Its a goddamn cruel world out there and with your vehicle it makes no difference at all . It gets worst ! (Sometimes i have to resort to rage in the car because my malfunctioned radio can't keep me occupied)

Why do we I road rages . Seriousness increases from top to bottom (From my perspective)

Kicking vehicle asses since 1990s

1. Road/Speed bumps
These annoying humps on the road makes a normal road looked like it had tumour . And you know what they say , if you have a tumour , you remove the entire thing . So , why put em on the road in the first place ? D: Though as much as they get on my nerves , they're pretty much more towards an annoyance .

They're like ants on roads . Big ones.

2. Motorists
Sons of bitches thinks they own the entire road/highway/street/whatever flat surface your vehicles moves on. Now if only they're smart enough not to overtake a vehicle without putting their signal . But most of em , are either too occupied zooming past you or preventing you from maneuvering . Though you must understand that I didnt meant to stop you from getting a bike . 

They're like frigging dinosaurs on wheels .

3. Fucking Bus (No i don't imply a bus where people fucks in it )
Jesus , this gets on my nerves every time . Every. single. time . Especially when they try to pick up passengers . When it says bus stop , it doesn't mean you stop there indefinitely . Lagging up the traffic behind . Though some bus stops have ridiculous layout in which there is no lane for a bus to pull over to the side . Oh and , a bus is a great peeping tool . All those passengers looking down at your car and into your seats . Privacy failed . (Top-down view of cleavage anyone ? :D)

Tell us where your going , or we'll tell you where you're going . To Hell.

4. Car Signaling
I think this gets on everyone's nerves . Imagine a car in front of you wanting to make a turn but refuses to signal . Then the car proceeds to slow down suddenly and make a turn whereas you on the other hand had to make an immediate halt . And the torture doesn't stops there , especially when someone is overtaking your lane . Christ , show us where your going , ain't that hard to put signal you lazy fucking bastards . Not to mention when your at the junction and incoming cars wanting to make a turn decided not to signal till the last minute where they turn , thus making you look like an idiot who lags the traffic behind and wasting time . (I think every car that doesn't signal equals to a word of Fuck each time i drive)


 

The mother of all rage . This deserves an award . Seriously.

5. Double Parking
 I think I'd have brain damage each time I encounter this . Hell , I might even die of stroke anytime . I know parking is a woe in KL , but heck just pay the fucking fee and move on . Perhaps you have something to do but isn't time consuming . Fine . 30 minutes later , starts clogging up the entire street . Let's imagine the road being a pipe . A blockage in the middle but not entirely starts clogging up the pipe . Same concept . Be considerate man . Worst we can do ? Mess up their side mirror . Or if your looking for some retribution , push their car away .







There can only be so much road rage in your car that it shows the driver being a deaf person shouting from the inside . Disability failed .