Wednesday, 2 November 2011

People of the Societies : On Stranger Views

*Plays Pirates of the Caribbean Theme* As you can see the title is a direct replacement of one of the POTC movie . So , we'll be talking about strangers today ! And why Momma was wrong .

Stranger ? A motherf***king celebrity .


"Momma say , not to talk to strangers . They do bad things to you." Sure thing son , now you're not going to have any friends because you refused to start a conversation with them . Yay .

This is me . I've no friends because I refuse to talk to strangers . Momma's advice comes first.

Now lets put aside what Momma used to say when we were young and innocent and naive and occasionally being dumb . Why talking or interacting with a stranger is actually a good thing ?

Because we need to establish relationships and interaction between people . You can't just expect people to magically come over to you and shake your hand , unless of course you have magical dusts like the ones they carry on fairies (Just don't be ugly).UNLESS you're using Facebook.

Just look at some of the profiles in Facebook . Five thousand friends ? Wow . And you only know only 1% of them . Others being potential stalkers . It doesn't matter if I've never seen some of their real face before , I just need the attention . Stranger 1 Real Friends 0

A Stranger's Motto

Stalkers ? Naw ! Instant Attention and Fame more like it !
Now , when you start to post statuses on Facebook that only reflects how miserable you are and some of your friends couldn't be bothered to give a f*** , a stranger comes along the way . Hey , at least they're still "human friends" . Read paragraph above regarding attention , they're related. Below is a list of steps on how to experience this new phenomena . Try it ! (Do take note one must have over one thousand friends)

Steps on how to experience Strangerific feelings -
1.Post miserable/emotional statuses.
2.Wait for comments.
3.Stranger comes along and give word of advice or comfort.
4.Profit.
5.Stranger 2 Friends 0

Strangerific indeed !

So , go out there and make some "human friends" ! A friend in need is a stranger indeed .

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