Sunshines and Morning Glory

Isn't it a beauty ? As quoted from "Most trusted source , Wikipedia" : Most morning glory flowers unravel into full bloom in the early morning. The flowers usually start to fade a couple of hours before the "petals" start showing visible curling. They prefer full solar exposure throughout the day and mesic soils. Naise :B

But I'm not here to talk about the flower . I'm here to talk about the Morning Glory phenomena . Or commonly known as the morning wood . What is the morning wood ? Before I proceed , do note the following paragraphs are obscene in nature , though for the sake of Science , let's get on with it . (I warned you D:)

Quoted from Wikipedia : "Nocturnal penile tumescence (informally known as "morning wood" or "morning glory") is the spontaneous occurrence of an erection of the penis during sleep. All men without physiological erectile dysfunction experience this phenomenon, usually three to five times during the night. Remember those boner you get in the morning and then your sister or mom goes yelling : EEEWWWW . WHAT IN YOUR PANTS . Yeap , its Science .

Yes , also known as The Boner.

Hey ! I swear its for Science ! For the last time !

So , is it good to have that morning wood thingy every time you wake up ? Some might agree , some might disagree . I'll list down why and why not according to my own experience . (Didn't i said it was obscene in nature , well too late !)

Thumbs up :

1. Masculinity
Nothing stands out more than seeing your manhood in the morning , long and hard  (Damn can't you feel the manliness already !) When we wake up in the morning clueless and have no idea what the fuck we're suppose to do that day , know that your boner stands out , like a gifted kid among the not so gifted kids . Always walk with pride , but don't strut . Seriously . No joke .

That is strutting and imagine doing that with a boner .

2. Fertility
Believe it or not , having a boner in the morning , means your free of ED (Erectile Dysfunction) syndrome . Hey isn't it obvious , if your **** is hard , what more can you assume ? Your a perfectly healthy male , that I can tell you even though I'm not a doctor myself . And you know what does fertility means ? Its babies making time bitches . Start up the main generator !

Someone said babies ?!? WHERE!

3. Star Wars Lightsaber Fight
Boner + Lightsaber whooshing sound = Epic Mind***k. I shall not go further and perhaps let your imagination run wild .

Brilliante idea on the lightsaber ! Carry on !

But , there are the why not too . Here is a list.

1. Embarrassment

Imagine sleeping while having a morning wood , and then someone comes in your room without knocking . Oh look ! What is that thing protruding from your boxers ! MOTHER OF GOD.......Hell it gets worst if your sister or mom comes in . And then they start to make up all sorts of conclusion regarding the length , height and whatever shits that is to do with your manhood  . FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU-

What has been seen , can't be unseen .

2. Toilet Trouble
My momma always say , when I have a boner , it means I needed to use the toilet . And I believed her . But then gradually , I found out going to the toilet is the hardest thing while having a morning wood . Do you know how long it takes just to finish peeing ?  How could she lied to me !

Even peeing . That little bastard.

3. Wrong Impression

Waking up with a boner ? Ok either people are going to think you're going to **** them in the ass or if you have male siblings , they're going to think you're gay as hell . Sorry man , that is how things work around here . Either you're a complete ***ker or a complete ass-***ked dude .

Must.......resist...........

So that is all about the thoughts I've in mind . Perhaps some of you guys (male readers) have a different experience or rather from the (female readers) . *awkward silence* Pardon me for any part that is incomprehensible , I'm writing this while being half asleep (even though i slept for a while) So , remember to come back and check out the latest post , because the next post will be analytical in nature . (Hey , anything for Science right ? ) Ciao !