Thats so Hanky !

Yes its been a while since the last update . My apologies foremost . Been very " busy" lately . By busy I mean very lazy . So , I'll try to make up for that inactivity . Well , I'm sure everyone here knows what is a handkerchief yes ? Now , what is the fucking problem with men/boys having hankies ? Does that automatically make them seen as promoting effeminacy ?

"Hey look that dude has a hankie ! What a fag !"

A new challenger appears ! Faggotry Level 99 !

Now , let me clarify what is a fucking handkerchief (No it doesn't commit sexual intercourse) As quoted truthfully from Wikipedia , "A hemmed square of thin fabric that can be carried in the pocket or purse, and which is intended for personal hygiene purposes such as wiping one's hands or face, or blowing one's nose." Noticed the bolded parts . Now , how does that relate to being a faggot ? Seriously . They're way better than wiping your fucking mucus on your shirt/hand/trouser/face or blowing it back into your nose with a loud snort . Ew , disgusting mother****er. 


"A smudge on my face ? No tissue ? No hankie ? No worries ! Wipe on my shirt like a boss and tells everyone a bird shitted on my shirt because going to the restroom to wash it is so mainstream."

A bird shitted on your shirt ? Wow!

Now , if you had gone to Wikipedia , there is also a part where it is stated " The use of a cloth handkerchief is occasionally considered old-fashioned or unhygienic, or both, in some parts of the world, mainly due to the popularization of disposable paper handkerchiefs and the fact that they are stored in a pocket or a purse after being used. However they are a potentially more environment-conscious choice, as cloth handkerchiefs are reusable." Sure it is unhygienic but it is even more unhygienic when you wipe your damn sweat on your shirt and then proceeds to stink the people around you . So much for being hygienic . And as for the bolded parts , yes your doing the environment a favour by being eco-friendly .

" Look at the guy , using a hankie . Now if you think guys/men carrying tissue packets wouldn't look awkward , by all means please condemn the hankie"

IS THAT A HANKIE ? I'VE NOT SEEN ONE IN LIGHT-YEARS.

And if you think I do not make a point , yet again another truthfully quoted from Wikipedia , "Certainly they were in existence by Shakespeare's time, and a handkerchief is an important plot device in his play Othello." The hankie was Shakespearean in nature !!!!(Pulls hair)

Did you said Shakespeare ??!?!

Yes Mother****ing win Shakespeare.

The habit of carrying a hankie was cultivated when I was at an early age and until now , it still serves me well (Among these hot days) .And still serve its purpose . Until then go hanky ! Ciao !