The Name Factor

Everyone has names . Not those name you get called in school or teased at , but real names . Like the ones on your birth certificate . My point is , why in the world do you have a name long as the great wall of China or stupid   socially awkward . Yes , I'm talking about names in Facebook (Maybe in general if people call you those names) .You do know your name represents you , and with a name that sounds like it was taken from a bunch of jumbled up names (I bet some of the people choose their name like that , select a few "interesting" names , put in a bowl , pick 1) . We'll go through a few examples .

 
1) Names with fruit/vegetable
Such names would appear like this , Apple **** , Peach *** , Cheery **** , Vege **** and etc. Imagine . "HEY APPLE , I'M THIRSTY . WOULD YOU KINDLY MAKE A JUICE FOR ME ?" Oh the irony when that happens . Another thing , you look nothing like a fruit , you have a face . Face =/= Fruits , know the difference .

This is an apple and a face . Know it .

Seriously , Apple ? Peaches ? Vege? What is this a marketplace or what ?

2) Long names
Such names would appear like it was extracted from part of a statement or a sentence . Sure , take a deep breath before you say/pronounce your name . Imagine . "Hello ! My name is omgyouactually tooktime toreadthissentence." "I'm sorry what ? Your name is like the fucking Great Wall of China !"
Perhaps maybe according to your customs/culture , your name is suppose to be long , that is fine . But not when your born with a name and you add more to it to be so "breathtaking" Yea , breathtaking indeed .

I couldn't change my name in Facebook because they though my name was a sentence.

3)Jumbled up names
Still retaining their original names but jumbling up their name . What I assume is that , "Oh having normal names is sooooooooooo mainstream , why not I jumble them up like a deck of cards and see which alphabets shows first and I'll arrange it that order ." Like really ? This is your name and not some deck of cards or shit where you jumble them up and see what magical name you get . Imagine . "Original name is , Mark Low. Jumbled up name is , Lorm Kaw" Yea , sure looks legit .

I think I must have jumbled up my keyboard keys when I registered my name !

4)Socially Awkward names
Still retaining their original name but adding a name or a word which has totally no direct connection to it or doesn't make any sense . Such names would include TV characters name , comic characters , superheroes , cartoon character names , daily objects , metals and more . Imagine . "Hi , would you add me on Facebook ? Yes , my name is Goku Chan ." DAFUQ ? GOKU ? Who you think you are giving yourself the name Goku ? So not worthy of it . Or " Hello , add me , Optimus Lee ." Seriously , Optimus ? Did you get that name from watching Transformers ? I'm sure you did . Or perhaps "Nice to meet you , I'm Titanium Wong" Dude , get a better choice of name man . BUT , if you were born with that name , I so totally understand it . (Your parents must be one helluva parent naming their child that kind of name) .

Dora ?!?!? Hey I'm Rock . Yea , looks so legit :3

So anyway , that is just a few examples of names that people have . Please for the sake of humanity , try having a better and more acceptable name . And as I have said earlier , if you're born with that name , I UNDERSTAND IT TOTALLY , BUT PLEASE DO CLARIFY FROM YOUR PARENTS (Poor choice of name they chose indeed) . It must have been pretty interesting having that sort of name , you know , unusual names that make people go WTF/Are You Serious . So , I hope you guys had a good time reading this (Perhaps a good laugh) and have a nice day :D





Names , by all means , is to encourage people to make fun of it .