Simplistic Badassery

*Cough* Look at the amount of dust in here. Mayn, its like I've stumbled upon the lost treasures of King Solomon. Its been over a year since I last updated. Kinda feels alien after all these months of inactivity.
          Not that I'm implying I've been abducted by extraterrestrial beings, I still can't honestly say why I stopped writing here. Perhaps it was the matter of laziness. Somehow there was an invisible wall that obstructed me and discouraged me from coming back here. Anyway, updates will be resume and expect 1 post per week (If I don't procrastinate herpderp)
         Anyway, I'd like to talk about raindrops. Whatthefuckdude Allow me to tell you about my fascination with raindrops. You see, as a kid, I've always had this fascination about raindrops.

'But Peeni, they're just water !'
They're different because they're the hero we deserves. They are the silent guardians, a watchful protector... the dark knights. Woops. (Got a bit sidetracked there.) Nope they're not just plain water.

'Dude, that's just gravity doing their work when it rains !'
Fuck Science.

You see, I always look upon raindrops as a symbol of simplicity. When they flow down, they just keep going and going until a point where they become stagnant. A very down-to-earth trait there ! If only more people in the world exhibit such traits. And at the end of the day, they all evaporate. Continuing the cycle once again in their dull life.

And they're awesome badass. Why?

1. They're immortal. 
THEY DON'T DIE. THEY JUST LIKE OMG RESPAWN EVERY TIME WHEN IT RAINS.

Like this guy.

2. They can make them girls wet when it rains. Most of the time.
If you know what I mean.

Word of advice: Use protection. Like the umbrella.

3. They play the supporting role for antagonist in movies.
Omg its fucking raining. Bad shits is happening.
Omg its rain. Bad shits gonna happen.
Omg its raining now. Bad shits gonna happen now.
Omg its gonna rain. Bad shits gonna happen later.
Omg its a movie with rain. Bad shits is gonna happen in the movie.

Definitely rain.

4. They make more babies when they fall on a surface. Anywhere when it rains.
 Like babies omg. One raindrop and splash, more smaller raindrops babies ! And then imagine when it rains.

'Guys, its getting dark. Whats happening !'

'Cause tonight for the first time,
Just about half-past ten,
For the first time in history, It's gonna start raining babes.
ITS RAINING BABES, HALLELUJAH ITS RAINING BABES.'

Babies Captain Picard, Babies.

5. They're full of badassery.

Oh wait I wrote this already? Doesn't matter, still badass.

I wished I could go more, but my eyes are getting weary. WEAK. Unlike raindrops, they're not badass :c Will update by next week again. Ciaaaaao.