FUNNAY , U DUING EET WRON !

Dear Journal ,
Today This morning was ordinary . I left the house too early and decided to have breakfast with a friend . Early morning screw ups . Shit Nescafe tasted like fucking sour juice . I ORDERED KOFFEE DAMMIT.

Caffeine boosting , now comes with stupidity !

Ok , screwed up breakfast . Not cool  funny . Moving on . Lol shit futsal . Frigging joke . As we gathered , out of nowhere my friend called me , YO LAZY SHIT . And i was like , WAT ? LAZY SHIT TEE SOUNDS BETTER . IT RHYTHMS MAN . U KNOW , SHITTY ? :D (Why the fuck did I did that anyway ._.) Then i got laughed . Funny , ur doing it wrong !

Not .

Then , bla bla bla match ended and everyone was like chilling and all , my friend , whom earlier called me lazy shittee , decided to cheer everyone up . Fine , i mean it doesnt hurt to get a few laugh after some "rigorous ball kicking" activity . So he proceeds to drink a bottle of mineral water , and he goes like , *umph uhmgh umpgh pmgh* DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDUDE DONT TALK WHEN U HAVE WATER IN YOUR MOUTH MAN !

Logic . Stupidity's equivalent .

Then out of no where , he did this

EY AM TREPLE H . RAWRRRRRRRRR.

Well unfortunately , one of friend was annoyed and he decided to ask him to try that TREPLE H WATER CANNON (I think lol ) again . And so my friend did try again , but this time with style . First he did this .

Bringing style to whatever silly thing you're about to do.

While he was doing this , that friend of mine who was annoyed pulled down his pants . And first all of us were like                                                        
Then we're like

(He was wearing his undie . With red stripes while doing that pose earlier) Well the funnay we had was definitely worth it . NOW FUNNAY U DUING EET COREK!! (Even the janitor who saw us made a remark that went like this : Apasal lu tanggal seluar ? *Laughs*)

Well forgive me for not being a good story teller . But humour is meant to be experienced , not told . (I dont know if its even correct lol)